Proceed directly to GO

In many regards, Andrew, it's as if everyone is playing a giant board game, and this time around you chose the Andrew Hawkins token. Clutch! Now, the object is not to buy properties, or to contort your body, or to vote others off, but simply to like all that Andrew Hawkins likes, to choose all that Andrew Hawkins wants to choose, and to follow Andrew Hawkins's heart, all in the tiny little turn you're given. Proceed directly to "GO," and collect your very own pair of sexy, euro-style pants. - The Universe